The Infamous Thunderkeg Blastbomb

[thunderkeg]

Ahoy there! I'd like to introduce myself. Thunderkeg Blastbomb is the name, captain of the mighty Valiant Fortune. For years I've been the grandest purveyor of food and drink to those whom wish to fly under my flag, and brought a bit of excitement to those that wish for it. We home port in the 'land of angels' far to the west, where fellow free-traders such as myself gather to tell stories of our latest conquests and travels. Recently, I've created my masterpiece. A drink I call Thunderkeg's Blast Brew, a beverage that lesser men find to much to handle.

I've decided I will be attending the festivities in Orlandia in the near future, as I've heard other free-traders will be doing, such as my good friend Nemo Brassinger and her strange addiction to explosives (which I've been willing to trade for some of my mighty brews). I look forward to meeting others at the festivities, and possibly seeing a few of you join the crew of the Valiant Fortune, whether it be for excitement, travel, or simply the good times we enjoy. Now, I must get back to current crew, as it seems some of the men have decided to begin the celebration a bit early.

Thunderkeg Blastbomb
Valiant Fortune

[Collins]

Looks awesome. Too bad you aren't willing to join my guild. (also per AFO regulations no open alcohol will be had on the con floor regardless to if you are of age or not. If you are going to imbibe while at the con please do so in your room or other areas of the hotel away from the con floor. Thank you!)

[thunderkeg]

Never said I sold alcohol...I abide in drinks. All types of drinks...from various flavors of water to bubbling drinks to juices from every plant alive. Never said alcohol.

[Collins]

you mean imbibe. I was just reminding you of the rules so I don't have to say it again at the con (even though I will...)

[thunderkeg]

I'm a pirate...I say my words how I wants them!
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...I meant free trader...
...yeah

[Collins]

fail.